Friday, April 15, 2011

Nation of Pinkslam: The Beginning

There was a young princess by the name of Onika. Everyone called her Nicki so that’s what she was known as. One day, she fell a little behind on her duties, so she had to finish everything the end of the week. She also had to antedate her paperwork to avoid suspicious people. The demography ordered that the population was increasing drastically. Many people in the kingdom used a lot of energy to keep their growing families warm and safe. The princess and her family wanted to use geothermal energy to save everyone money. The switch was made and most people loved it. There were some who didn’t. When she found out she was disliked by many rivaling teens for being smart and innocent, she used the portal to escape all conflicts. She was stranded in an entirely new location. When she walked around, she noticed it was a very small circular place. The princess walked around the circumference many times before asking for help. The people all noticed her immediately and treated her like they did back in her kingdom. She was given manicures by many different people and a lot of pedicures as well. The people of this kingdom, Nation of Pinkslam, named everything she did in chronological order, from the day she was born until now. They showed her around, and located many mortals who seemed to love her as well. There was Domo, Sydney, Mya, Ashley, Shawna, Nelly, Shadelle, and many others! When the tour was over, the people told Nicki that their population was two million strong! Each person gave Nicki their own special vitamins. Most of them were pretty small and sweet. Tyler, one of the males there, stepped forward and admitted, “There are some nocturnal commoners lurking in the distance.” Sydney warned her to watch out because some people in Pinkslam were not really on her side, but would act like it in her face. Nicki took note to these warnings and tried to stay away from danger.
     Safaree, Nicki’s best friend who she left in the kingdom, was looking everywhere for her. He checked up mountains, in valleys, in creeks, and in wells. He could not find Nicki! He was starting to get worried. When he went to check her room, he noticed her portal was used. Safaree stepped through and was shocked at the beautiful place. When he saw the crowd jumping and screaming, he ran to see if they found Nicki. As he got closer, he heard her vocals on a nice beat through a loud speakerphone and was filled with relief. When the crowd evolved into a calm circle, he saw her. He thought of Nicki’s singing voice as a benefit because if she wouldn’t have sung he would have taken forever to find her. 
Nicki looked to the back of the crowd and screamed. When she saw SB, A nickname she gave Safaree, she ran through the crowd and hugged him. Her heart beat was so fast, she was sure no one would be able to graph it.
Close to the end of the day, the people of Pinkslam brought Nicki to the stage. They added all of their ages together and got a median of 17, Nicki’s age at the time.  She looked into the crowd and thanked them all greatly.
The astronomical view was beautiful. When Nicki told the crowd it was time to for her to go home, they all became a little malevolent. She was still very hyper from everything that happened earlier. Nicki told the people of Pinkslam she would like to stay forever. They agreed and all became excited again. They continued to play around until Nicki fell asleep.
When she and SB woke up, all they could smell was turkey bacon, egg whites, and pancakes. Even though they were hypoactive at the time, they dashed of to the meal. When they got there, everyone told them to eat and meet at the National Park.
After everyone had eaten their breakfast, Nicki and SB rode the subway to the National Park with some of her favorite citizens while everyone else walked. They telephoned everyone in the nation, except Nicki and SB, what was going on.
At the ceremony, everyone was loud while Nicki and Safaree sat on the stage. After 7 minutes, Ashley, Shawna, and Shadelle all walked on the stage. Ashley was carrying a crown for Nicki, Shawna had a crown for SB, and Shadelle had a pearl necklace for Nicki. They placed their items with Nicki and SB and announced them as the Queen and King of Pinkslam. Everyone clapped and cheered.
Nicki made up her own language and had a specific type of grammar for it, which everyone used.